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THE TEACHER ASKS TIMMY, “WHY IS YOUR CAT AT SCHOOL TODAY?” TIMMY SAYS, CRYING, “BECAUSE I HEARD MY DADDY SAY TO MY MOMMY, ‘I’M GOING TO EAT THAT PUSSY WHEN THE KIDS LEAVE.’ SO I’M SAVING HIM!”

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THEY SAID SLEEP IS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN, WHY IS IT NOT ALLOWED IN SCHOOL?

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